Is he a dork? Yes

Kudos to the Japanese. Always able to innovate even with their retorts to these animals.

Yeah, they're entitled alright. Entitled to sell effin' cars for a living. Yuck! I'd rather die.

WWJD

Whiskey Tango action film!

Can I get some of that sashimi cooked please?

It's a depressing state of affairs when someone has to amplify that they did something "right" indeed. I try to be honest myself. And not just honest with everyone. I try to be honest with myself.

So, who is getting fired for leaking this out?

Silly Russians!

Yeah, I see where this article is coming from to a certain extent. I just fail to see the point of it.

If you live in Salem, please don't give this store any more business. Put them under.

I love to see people (who deserve it) getting their asses handed to them.

Looks like a modified Viper to me. Sweet looking game no doubt.

A lot of stupid assed moronic people, yes.

I use the magic of McDonald's hamburgers. I don't care for their food, but the Vitamin G (Grease) content the day after helps cure the worst of hangovers.

I disagree. I think this is happening because better food is more prevalent in the stores. I know some folks on food stamps, though, and it's very tough to get quality food with less corn-syrup and additives in it, but there's just more food in the stores with less crap in it. That's what I believe anyway.

The best part is that she states, "...or the ducks will get you in the end." in the last line.