Just because it was obviously a Bond spoof doesn't make it a good Bond spoof

I interpreted it as happening inside of Ali's head, or her interpretation of what that scene would have looked and sounded like. So they take on modern speech.

Cubans don't need to be dark skinned… Just look at Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz. No need to change race to play Victor. Now Tiny on the other hand…

It's different, she was using alcohol to cope, but now she has the "lazy drunk" vibe all of a sudden.

Are you Ignatius from A Confederacy of Dunces?