Oh, because distraction = being sympathetic to a man attempting to blaze a trail for others who want to play professional sports without having to hide who they are. Check.

Why not? It's about as palpable as measuring a player's MOTOR.

Well, this is certainly the first time that anyone has ever been disappointed with a game based on the Alien franchise.

Ahem.

After the post-celebration chaos came to a close, many Bostonians reported encountering an enraged Brian McCann, who was said to have blocked fans' doorpaths while scolding them for disrespecting the game.

After being robbed uncerimoniously of a Summer Sale deal on Kentucky Route Zero, looks like it's 50% off on today's Daily Deal. I see your subterfuge, Steam. I'll take my KRZ, but I don't have to like your shady tactics. For shame