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Kyle OReilly
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I've been getting hardcore into Counter Strike: GO, which is funny because I've always been terrible at it, but now, I'm working my way up to potentially 3 kills a round! I know, I know, hold your applause, please.

Is this the kind of anti-family, pro-philandering agenda we can expect from the new format? Don't you know, children read this site!

Wait'll that dry spell between Nintendo releases starts to hit. "Oh, what's that you got there? A 3rd party title? Hmmm…"

The staff is probably pre-gorging on boxed stuffing as we type, shouting "Xbox play Netflix" through mouths half full of cranberry preserves. That is totally what is happening.

Everybody talks about hipsterdom like it's the bubonic plague or something. I think that while it does limit your audience, there's something unique and kind of cool about developing for a dead console. Yeah, it's hipster-y in the same way that starting a record label that only publishes cassette tapes is but,

Shoulda just logged in through Twitter like I do. Disqus is for chumps, but twitter is where we all discuss how perfect Keanu Reeves would be as Commander Shepherd.

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You guys should do this question from your poor, troubled parents' perspective.

You guys should do this question from your poor, troubled parents' perspective.