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Kyle My Future Daughter's Idiot Boyfriend
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At this point developers are basically just cycling through LA stadium cites based on the outro of "California Love".

Man just wait until some lawless teenager smashes one outside a Best Buy.

I really cannot get over that chair.

It is. It is.

You're out of your god damn mind

It would be so great if it was for Meth and he was just like, "you guys' saw my tooth, right?"

That black llama juking that dude out of his shoes could be on an And1 Mixtape

You'd do coke if you had to live in Anaheim too.

This is the equivalent of my high school football coach who thought of resigning during my senior year to "dabble in business".

So he exec produced the Marshawn movie? Dope.

Yeah but can he take on an entire team comprised of Shawn Kemp's kids?

#CutThatMeatOnDamnit

Yeah but is Jarrett Jack still just sitting there, in the wind?

I used to work for a prominent movie person who would require the refrigerator to be stocked with Kombucha at all times and by no means was anyone allowed to drink it. One day, some rebellious new employee decided to drink one right in front of him. So, as we all watched in horror- he turned to that person, gestured

My friends and I once got super stoned and went to see Sweeney Todd and had absolutely no idea that it was a musical.

This is the ESPN equivalent of leaving an open Pornhub tab on the browser and trying to explain it to your wife.

Please, for the love of god, let "Lost Stars" win for Best Original Song if only to bring Gregg Alexander out of his decade's old reclusive hideout and force this insanely talented person to have to give a speech. Also, the song ties the entire film together (the film is about the song, and it's good! Maybe even

I can only imagine Andy Serkis could pull off Clayton.