Actually the Browns not even winning the title of the worst NFL team ever is the most Browns thing that could have happened.

They finally won one, after over a year. I’m happy for them. Then the Steelers will beat the shit out of them next week

Given that said demographic is one of the few remaining in America that can afford to buy jack and shit from their advertisers, I think that they’re just peachy with that.

“You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!” - Stone Cold Steve Austin

your buddy’s Mustang will always be slower then my “Chevelle I used to have in the 70's”

Notably missing from the list is “my buddy’s Mustang” which always has way more power than Ford ever claimed.

That’s why they didn’t say no. They are just making him sit on his hands for being a little shit. Which they have every right to do.

Appropriate screen name is appropriate. Hate to sound like I’m taking VW’s side in this but man do I not feel the least little bit bad for them telling this dude to fuck right off.

Certain movies will never allow me to take that phrase seriously. Not that I take much seriously to begin with.

“I’ve waited long enough already,”

Like you could afford a new Porsche.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

#kobe

Had to be That Guy™.

Not only is this guy getting paid full market value for his car, but he’s also getting an extra 5 or 6 thousand for his “troubles.” But yet he’s held up as a hero. Fuck this guy. Whining selfish bitch. 

Was trying to find the right words for my thoughts, but you hit it on the head. This is just being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole. I feel like this is going to create some sort of headache to the dealers who had 0 to do with the lying bullshit..

Excessive smog and smug.