hey all, i’m back. and what a great story to return too ;)

what a clickbaity headline. because he totally definitely hit her the headline in no way at all should have been “watch this dumbass walk into a racecar”

pretty obvious what he was thinking. spin the vette, win the race probably didn’t figure he’d take himself out but all in all not a bad finish for porsche

mediocre lol. i’d like to see you put up 60 points against even the five worst guys in the league lol

god damn steve kerr looks like hes the fucking towel boy in this photo

“What I’ll remember most about Bryant’s performance isn’t necessarily the record-setting display of shameless gunning”

i know youre confused and thats okay, what i’m saying is that those 14 million viewers and god only knows how many more watching at home. not to mention the sold out staples center (with its $25,000 courtside seats) ALL disagree with you. so the warriors set a few records in the start of the softest era of basketball…

everyone definetly knows now. but unless i’m wrong utah started playing before houstons game was over. and i won’t have any of this “oh they gave kobe a game” shit they double teamed him most of the night

hey, when you’re the comish you can make the rules to make the game get played your way. he did kobe just happened to excel at that kind of basketball. i for one miss the kind of basketball that got played from ..... 92-2005 i miss the game being physical. now its as boring as it probably was in the 50s with nothing…

he really did. i personally like the guy alot (he follows me on twitter lol) and i’ll probably buy some of his cheap basketball shoes when they re launch here. i just know most of the deadspin commenters like to mock him for his short crazy period

that little bit of pop culture there is transcendent of basketball i know people who’ve done that and don’t know who kobe bryant is.

thats what alot of people think of him, but he really wanted to destroy jordan. break all his records out do him in every category and prove he was better. he came close. closer than anyone else so far ayway

2nd worst in the league. even though they are the worst laker team ever

idk man bodyarmor is good stuff apparently

oooooh. i think hogan did more damage (gawker gonna be bankrupt) but they’re definitely more pissed at Kobe

ya know hooray for steve kerr and steph curry and whoever else is on the warriors but. none of them are ever going o be what kobe was. steph won’t last that long. he’ll never make it as high on the scoring list. hes not gonna get to lay claim to five championships. i know the future looks bright but we all seem to…

14 million people watched this game on tv tonight. in china. just china not the other 200 some countries even added in. have 14 million people chinese or otherwise ever cared about anything you ever did?

excuse me utah was still fighting for a playoff spot tonight and i’m fairly certain kobe bryant murdered the hopes and dreams of utah’s fans one last time

(kobe’s last game starts)

idk if trolling or not but hes doing far better by any metric except nba success now that hes not in the nba than any year he was still in the league. his shoe line has re launched hes basically the ruler of china and hes no longer crazy