todays my day, i brought a lunch and a soda and i’m not gonna leave until i see it

the problem with alot of these NPoCPs is the car usually IS really nice. just usually not asking price nice. which is why alot of them probably sell for quite a bit less than asking price.

i like the reference. when do i get to see the goddamn sailboat

“It finally happened—the car that I had lauded as being reliable in the face of the overwhelming negative stigma surrounding German dependability had left me stranded” this is really over written in the same sense that a mercedes is overbuilt. i understand your personal feelings here but jesus a tensioner pulley came…

thats okay! we all start somewhere lol. yeah line locks are great especially for drag racing. flip on switch and lock the front wheels. do your burnout and push through the box then line up and get ready to tree lol

there really should be multiple licenses based on vehicle weight/number of drive wheels. and i think it should take 2 years of driving schools to earn a license. in thattime you’re gonna drive in every type of weather during the day and night.

oh snap! this guy is observational as hell. he can spot license plates like a pro. not only does he spot them, his vast database of license plates from around the world pinpointed this truck to British Colombia which isn’t in Britain or Columbia for those of you wondering. If only he put as much time and effort into…

oh shit. this guy posted a .gif and told me to go back to jezebel. not only does he think i’m a lady but he can also figure out how to put a .gif in a comment. hats off to this guy. oh wait no its not because i’m a lady and ladies don’t wear hats only men who get to comment on truck things get to wear hats. i’m gonna…

theres no malice at all in any of my text but keep makin assumptions about things you don’t understand.

oh snap. dude commented about my penis. oh man oh thats the best comment ever. oh man i got nothing for this. i guess you win the internet. the funny cat pictures and viral videos are all belong to you now. internets over everyone. defenestrae won we can all go home. he talks about penises you can’t beat him at the…

oh shit this guy thinks i’m european and smug. well shit i gotta stop commenting now he just owned me oh man i gotta go get some ice for your sick burns.

oh shit. this dudes using big words. don’t think he knows what metrosexual means though. i got nothing for that. guess i should just stop commenting forever now.

color me un surprised.

oh shit. this guy made fun of my typing. well damn i guess i lose and he wins. better just go home now and stop internetting forever

oh man. a comment callin my sexuality into question because i have different opinions than you. burned me man. think i’m gonna go cry now

i wish this was happening on a federal level. wouldn’t it be great if the only issues presidential candidates talked about were traffic reform and motor vehicle freedom. maybe someday

i know right. who’d of thought guys on a jalopnik sub blog would be absolutely clueless. definitely not me. we need a sarcasm tag for these comments.

RIGHT! god forbid someone make light observational humor and get away with it. i know what i’ll do! i’ll comment something mean. that’ll show him!

well we see that marlin crawler ( i assume because of how the case looks and that distinctive red paint) transfer case pretty prominently in the video so i’m gonna go ahead and say its a 4wd truck.