Man, his pants are higher than his expectations for the club.

“Yawn.”

Dumber: Tan trying to sign players with eights in their birthdates, or the City of Arcadia’s proposed (and thankfully, abandoned) plan to eliminate the number four from all street addresses because the words for “four” and “death” are near-homophones in Cantonese?

It is absolutely spectacular that a modern day college mascot could so strikingly resemble both a double-penis and a vagina.

Why yes, I am talking about that accurate model of the human reproductive system/Mountain West mascot.

More importantly, what kind of botched gene-splicing technology gave that ram dicks for horns?

They asked the manager for his thoughts Tan’s comments, but Slade said it was all a bunch of useless noize.

Glock slide removal and disassembly requires the user to, in the following order:

1. Clear the firearm.
2. Pull the trigger to decock the firearm.
3. Pull back on the slide slightly, and then push forward to remove it.

Idiots skip step 1.

know how many people peer down the barrel as they “check the gun”?

F’real. Lock the slide back and oh hey, look, there’s a bullet because you’re a moron who enjoys keeping loaded guns around.

It’s impossible to overstate just how stupid one must be to shoot oneself while cleaning a gun.

People who do this are never actually cleaning their gun. Gun cleaning involves at least running a cloth down the barrel and perhaps disassembling the action. He just shot himself.

Josh Morgan: ::accidentally shoots self::

That is not what your name kinja name implies.

It helped that a witness was willing to identify the black man shooting a black man rather than be intimidated by gang members and keeping quiet.

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

It’s fantastic that both teams decrease wins with this trade.