As soon as he said, "I'm practicing" after Eph saw him throwing the knife, I wanted him gone forever. Kid's got that sarcastic asshole teenager tone down pat. Come to think of it, so does Eph.

It's not nearly as all over the place, which is super disappointing.

One can only assume he pulls out all his hair the next time Zach tells him to man up and find a cure.

I think the first one is okay, a solid virus story, but oh boy does it go downhill after that.

She's the raddest, so I totally understand.

Time to petition for a Total Divas-esque reality show with Cesaro, Kidd, Nattie, and their cats.

Give me a 5-8 minute promo and a 12-minute match instead. Seems simple to me, but WWE doesn't really like simple.

Smackdown is still pretty good, if only because they focus on wrestling. They NEVER really forward the feuds–probably because no one considers the show canon–so you just get these throwaway matches that are awesome. If you haven't seen it, go find the Cesaro-Kidd-Ziggler Triple Threat from late last year for the IC…

What a show by Cesaro, right? Sucks that Kidd is out, but if that means Cesaro gets a shot to be a singles star, it could be a blessing in disguise.

Agreed. Give me a bunch of matches, and a few with some solid storylines and I'm happy.

I think it's definitely a bit of both. It does seem weird to single out the Curb Stomp when you're talking about preventing concussions, but WWE is nothing if not a little illogical from time to time.

I think he was really hot for awhile, but they've failed to find something truly big for him. Part of that has to do with his in-ring work, which is just okay. I love the guy, but he's not particularly dynamic.

Ha, when I woke up and saw the blurbs weren't there, I got worked up too. No way we'd miss those two shows though! All is right with the world now.

Never fear, AVC commenters! My blurbs were left off in a moment of confusion (as a Canuck, I'm taking it as a slight against Canada Day today), but they're up now. Two of the best episodes of 2015 by far: Banshee's "Tribal" and Justified's "The Promise".

There was some miscommunication and my two blurbs were left off the list, but they're up now! So rejoice, Banshee and Justified fans, I definitely didn't forget about you. Two of the best episodes of the year, hands down.

To me, it's not that they've unsuspended Brock to teach Seth a lesson. I think the story is that they're losing faith in Rollins, that he's too much of a chicken-shit for them. The Authority is worried he's not who they thought he was, the ruthless, talented architect of The Shield, so they bring back the man they…

He's doing stuff that's ACTUALLY funny, which is always a stretch for WWE. I'm okay with Truth being the new Santino.

Obviously we need more time to see how it plays out, but I'm super into Reigns and Wyatt already. I think it's a feud they could both use. I think the feud calls back to their best work, when The Shield vs. the Wyatt Family was FIRE. I have high hopes that they'll hit that mark again.

Yeah, that's kind of how that happens.

I hear ya. Being a Canadian freelancer, when our editor said we were doing this list for Memorial Day, I definitely had to Google that shit to make sure I got my entries in on time.