braces?

Kevin did say the article was about the race to the bottom!

I tried Jack In The Box once, and my ass played “Pop Goes The Weasel” for 3 days.

It seems pretty ridiculous now, but there was an entire era before advanced stats became widespread where conventional wisdom was that anyone who scored 20+ ppg was elite, and if you were over 25 ppg, why, you were surely one of the very best of that era to play the game.

When you’re a 35 year old former first option, you have to make the choice between being an Iverson or a Vince Carter. 

Has he ever been relevant? Lost to the TWolves first round, Spurs first round, Clippers first round, Spurs first round, Lakers first round, Lost to the Lakers in the WCF,  Lost to the Jazz in 6. Got swept next year by the Celtics, Lost to Miami in 5, Pacers in the second round. Never made the playoffs in New York…

Someone better warn John Elway not to go grazing out there.

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

David Ross is the absolute fucking worst. All the yuppie Cubs fans love him because if you throw a patagonia vest on him, he looks like every d-bag senior EY accountant that’s crawling all over Chicago.

“You’ve been traded to the Knicks.”

What better way to stick it to the Yankees by not only refusing to send them Syndergaard because of...reasons...but also trading for one of the few viable options they had left?

How long do you think they kept a straight face when they told him he got traded to New York?

That bus is a sad monument to a sad story.

I could watch kids get thrown by bisons all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.

Sick flip tho

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

Even in Yellowstone, Florida people gonna Florida...

I exclusively go to movies in the morning. Not only is it a few bucks cheaper, not only is it less crowded, but there are also very few things in life better than seeing a great movie and being home before 11AM. You basically still have your entire day ahead of you.