I...you’ve never met an alcoholic or looked into the doctorate of AA and it’s ilk, have you?

“Alexa, initiate sexual harassment mode”

I wish I had an automatic lock button in my office.
I’d use it to keep people out, though.

All of these. All for you!

He had pink eye! Whereas Matt Lauer had his eye on pink.

...ewwww. that joke was bad.

Bob, you could have told somebody.

This guy graduated from St. John’s and was working at McDonalds?

Obligatory:

what a bunch of suckers, having to come in and work during the DAY, unlike the smart and talented NIGHT BLOGGER who has hours to relax and recover...

Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere, but relevant:

I mean, we don’t actually know where Marchman is yet.

While I am proud to have, uh, won(?) this competition, I should note that I escaped back to my hotel like a half-hour before everybody else went out to karaoke, because I’m extremely old and for the lesser reason that I had a 7am train to catch.

You guys are amateurs. You set an alarm for 6:30 AM, log in, right a few comments and then go back to sleep.

Has “getting hit by a bus” not arrived yet?

What?

+1 Stephen A Smith Don’t Question My Sources Invitational Bowl?

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

The COBRA Bowl

Maybe they should just create some more bowl games?

Nice timing, Skipper. Happy holidays.