Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

I served in the military during the Vietnam war, and my foot hurt too, but I served anyway.

There’s no other way to put it: Goldy Gopher destroyed a kid unnecessarily.

FUCK YEAH.!!!

“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

Cool story, people from Austin are soo badass!

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Not true. Sometimes I’m shitting.

Personally, I showed my allegiance by scratching my ass and shot-gunning a PBR pounder. Solidarity!

Wisdom of a Master Shake, body of a Meatwad.

Canada has a $347 surplus in parking ticket payments. Go figure.

Sam Bradford’s Knee Injury Is Starting To Seem Serious

“I don’t see why not.”

Horse people are usually terrible people.

Should have drank more water.

He only played in 44 career games and still had severe CTE. The NFL isn’t going to like this one bit.

Great story. Man, he got himself a couple of great singers like Coverdale and Hughes and he still went on to form another band!

Watched it when it came out. I love how much it ripped into the audience.

Good stuff!

I’d Rather Be an Old Man’s Sweetheart (Than a Young Man’s Fool) - Candi Staton