The Jaguars have a better record than the Patriots.

Here’s what needs to happen: The NFL and the Federal Court System needs to find sponsors for a special series of judges.

i choose to abuse drugs because it’s my right. i also choose not to fucking murder people. thanks for the long winded rant about society being at fault for your murderous rampage.

“Robert R. “Bobby W.” Wasikowski, of Parma, Ohio, was a very kind and generous man - always helping those less fortunate. He truly enjoyed helping people in their time of need. He was an active member of the American Legion Post 703 in Parma and spent most of his free time with his friends at the Post and attended…

That’s how you end up with an asshole kid

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

Life, uh...finds a way.

You can run 7 on 7 though.

Aww man. Just 7 more and he could run his own scrimmages.

Or foot stuff!

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Bathory - “Father To Son”

Guess I’m always too stoned when I play that album. Can’t tell for sure whether it’s that one or “Round and round” the one that runs too long.

Cop here. I’ll chime in. The video itself isn’t helpful, other than proving that Bennett was detained and handcuffed. Unfortunately, we don’t have the video of what lead up to it. We could see if the officer was a complete asshole (certainly possible) or if Bennett is lying (also possible). I don’t know any of the…

What did the other wing look like?!