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Beeef - Tree

One of my favorite Fiona Apple songs.

Redd Kross. From born innocent. With Linda Blair. I love this album. Ramshackle early 80s California punk by teenagers.

Better idea:

Why do the Timberwolves get a WYTS article when no other NBA team does?

Cuhh-wit!

There were shrimps and steaks on that grill, free for the taking. That chill, little bear wasn’t going to exert itself chasing some old, stringy human meat.

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

In a video filled with unexpected twists and bizarre behavior, the absolute most shocking aspect of the video is that our co-star is drinking a Lagunitas IPA and not a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

I, too, was more transfixed on this sorcery than I was on the rest of the video.

Their “git!” pushes caused confusion, as they had neither committed nor stashed their grill changes.

And I thought the old dude was going to be terminal.

That woman somehow makes “quit” a two syllable word.

Drew went above and beyond by writing this article when all he had to do was post the headline with this as the ensuing pic.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

Rich, man, the good news is that baseball is probably incapable of coming up with another way to hurt you this badly.

For the first time, I recently decided I wanted to volunteer in the politics arena because of, ya know, everything. I contacted the local DNC office and told them I would like to volunteer in any capacity. They took down my information and said they would get back to me with opportunities. The next day I get an…