I’m your guy. I have 2 followers and my comments routinely get a star, sometimes even two. My spelling/grammar is horrendous and I react to constructive criticism with outward hostility and aggression. This doesn’t stop me from pursuing my favorite past time: calling people out when they make mistakes. Also, I’m…

I think if I spent thousands of hours making a game, I’d code it so every NPC the illegal downloader passed flipped change at my character (even bosses), while they muttered things like “poor guy”, “here, buy yourself something to eat”, “sorry you are so hard up, don’t worry, things will probably pick up for you in…

Can we stop pretending that Change.org petitions actually mean anything?

Nobel Peace Prize in Economics?

Unreliable or not, it’s still a sexy beast and I want one.

Yes! A highly reliable SUV.

...only married women older or younger than him...

Starting the car, hearing the Abarth’s exhaust note, saying it sounds good.

GOOD CALL SHIRTHAT DAD! YOU DID THE RIGHT THING!!!

yeah I saw the same thing, maybe he collided with an invisible time traveler from another dimension?

Props to the ONE guy smart enough to run the opposite direction the car is moving

YESSSSSSS by Doug DeMuro

Yes, yes. When Acura reads my column they will say: “Oh crap! I didn’t think of that!” and then they will spend late nights engineering the entire future product line around my opinions. Perhaps we will even get a rear-wheel drive coupe named the Acura DMRO.

Current bid: US $4,050.00

I can definitely believe that a guy who creeps on the teenage daughters of his colleagues prefers Corvettes to Porsches.

For those who are still hung up on the fact a coupe can only be a two-door:

I’d pay extra hypothetical dollars for a stripe-delete car, if they exist. Also, the prancing horse in the splitter right under the prancing horse badge is a bit Xzibit for me. The car itself looks annoyed at having them. This is a track-focussed car, that stuff weighs, man.

For those that want to hear f1 on the outside. Practical.

This is so stupid.