I would imagine they'd charge the batteries.

Hold my beer.  Just mount a steering wheel and race it!

This has probably been pointed out already, but this screams Hyundai Tiburon throwback (which is what we’re probably going to get):

It’s FAR more like Porsche roofline than it is Mercedes. I don’t see it in your example image at all

Hopefully it’s better than the squashed catfish that is the Sonata:

Even the Miatas are angry in 2020. There is no hope.

I’m hoping the new Abarth is a plugin-hybrid, so you can creep up on people, and then ... BANG! POP! BLAT!

Wake me up when there’s a new Abarth.

Maybe they just don’t brag about it.  I’ll be honest, as much as I keep my eye on new phones and technologies, I rarely get to catch a glimpse of what other people use as their primary phone.  Since Apple and Samsung both dominate the market, it makes it even that more rare for me to notice a Sony, Moto, LG, OnePlus,…

Try being less obnoxious and more people will be willing to meet you.

To some people you’re either a Shark or a Jet.

There are still people for who iPhone "is their thing"?

Am I doing this right?

I did get food poisoning, but I don’t consider that a major setback since, if you think about it, are you really enjoying the local cuisine if you’re not getting food poising?

I touched it, and both rocker panels immediately disintegrated.

I’m now banned from Vietnam. 

If an artist is racist but a work is not transparently racist, can you separate the art from the artist and enjoy it?

Not really true in Lovecraft’s case, though.

Reread The Call of Cthulu and pay attention to his descriptions of people, you’ll notice that it’s not as separate from his writings as you think.

The Acura is a great choice. This generation’s design is my favorite TL.

Oh, man, that is some good Internet right there. “I don’t have, want, or understand a thing. And it costs more than a different thing with way fewer features! People are dumb!!!”