They don’t want this to be a ...Chrysler?

Its all part of the show, folks!!

Produce it, Mazda.

Is this... a compilation? Tell me this isn't one entire scene.

"Um. ...Call from Honda Accord's side profile on line one?"

How's about this, then...

I came here just to make sure the horrible, horrible, horrible vid of the Viper didn't make its way onto the list.

"I dunno... Could you maybe make the character a little more ...y'know. More?"

I see you found a few haters but that was my thought, basically, when the White Hero stuck his hand out to help and protect the white (Audi driving?) civilian against the scruffy people.

Reminds me, a lil, of the '15 Chrysler 200's interior...

Needs more Viper.

Abso-fuggin-lutely...

The automotive equivalent to twerking...

Am I the only one who thinks the fascia looks a little ...Putin-esque?

Any idea if the vita would fit in something like this (and actually charge/connect):

"And then he hands a cold Yeungling..." Ugh. My heart! This has to be my favorite yet. Maybe its my Mopar bias, maybe its the fact that I was this close to making this my first car (went with a 300M Special instead), but this was a great Regular Car Review.

Welp, after this, I wouldn't be surprised if the April Death Count spiked this weekend...

Hang on.