Carrying on the fine Russian tradition of doing well at the Olympics only when no one else shows up.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Any reasonable Giants fan was rooting for Philly.

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

...our state’s resolute commitment to supporting our troops

They’ve been in a Super Bowls for the majority of my life and I’m 38. Fuck off

“Malik Jackson on Blake Bortles: ‘He’s a dog’”

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

During my extensive research for this blog, I discovered that the Winnipeg Free Press’s advice column is truly lit.

It was a Rochester Americans jersey over a USA jersey over a Sweden jersey so lucky for this guy he probably isn’t from Buffalo but close

“[Person] responded to Trump’s tweet and roasted his soul.”

All these shit-ass clickbait articles on Facebook titled “[cute animal] trying/accomplishing [thing] is all of us,” or “this [noun] is everything.” No! No, the fuck it is not.

The Special One Percent

Eli will always be underrated.

He didn’t just win two championships, I think beating the undefeated Pats puts him in a kind of historic, iconic game that gets the full blowhard treatment from NFL films for the rest of all time... that’s a biggie.

Is Eli Manning elite? Is Eli Manning Joe Flacco-level elite?

You said it yourself: “Manning is a Hall of Famer—I think he shouldn’t be, and I also think he will be—it’ll be because he performed at his best on the biggest stages.”

If you’re into that, Bruce Prichard (Brother Love and former WWE higher-up) and Tony Schiavone (NWA/WCW commentator) both have podcasts now, basically discussing things from their perspectives backstage and in production during the 80's, 90's and early 2000's.

Damn, Tiger really needs to stop ruining his brand immediately after Thanksgiving.