LaRoche would apparently bring him on the team’s charter flights and let him take drills with the team.

“Hey, that’s awesome! Congr...”

And he looks like the Dave Chappelle version of a crackhead

Marvin Harrison, attached to no less than two murders, gets in first ballot, but TO, who had no notable legal issues during his career, gets lambasted because of his locker room behavior?

The NFL can go fuck themselves.

Browns Mgmt: Johnny we’re going to have to cut ties with you.

“Cutting a player? Not that big a deal.”

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Proof that as long as the antagonist is a 5'7", 163 pound equipment manager, Blake Griffin will totally stand up for himself.

“Going up is easier actually than coming down.”

If going down the stairs is so hard, why doesn’t he just install an El Evator?

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

This is kind of surprising. When he’s rushing a quarterback, he usually doesn’t buy the fake.

You probably disapprove of me RKO’ing my 80 year old grandmother for insisting I say grace at Thanksgiving. Trump was right, America has gotten soft!

Seems silly, that's the best a man could get?

When questioned, Jones said that he was told “It would help me run like an antelope.”

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

He named her Picabo. That woman deserves her revenge.

Friends say Philips lived by the golden rule.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.