I’ve long thought tarot cards are random and there’s no seeing or showing anything. But in order to give the cards personal meaning, you end up looking at situations/problems/relationships in a new light and that’s where the cards’ value lies.

Damn, you nailed it with these two words: “perform guilt” - that perfectly describes most of the apologies on the Real Housewives franchises.  

Her stoicism throughout that whole thing just made her look like a sociopath.

I have long suspected that Apollo acted at least with Phaedra’s knowledge, if not her input or active participation, and, when the chips were down, he took the fall for both of them so the boys wouldn’t lose both parents.

wow i’m suddenly so into bravo

Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

If this is the best foreign terrorists have got, I am not even remotely in terror of them. All the people injured in Chelsea are already out of the hospital. None of the people stabbed in Minnesota died. Nobody was hurt with their unexploded bombs.

Love your niece!

I love this story...too damn cute.

I literally got teary eyed here at work. That’s a great story. I am going to miss them so damn much....

This story makes me so happy. Your niece is awesome.

oh. my. god. this story just....

Tom Cruise was right — Matt Lauer is glib.

Okay, bear with me. The explanation is a little complicated. Prepare yourself....

“You don’t act like you are a hierarchy from me.” - Kelly Dodd

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

I know all the Bros are on edge today because Bernie’s endorsing Clinton later tonight. Peace.