Elegance is learned, my friends.

Lilith Fair was a huge success for those who participated, definitely, but there were certainly some (most famously/importantly Tori Amos) who chose not to participate for similar reasons.

Cashmeoutside’s songs just made me want to go back and listen to FannyPack... I want my untalented teenage rappers to at least acknowledge that fact and have fun with it. Also, REMEMBER FANNYPACK? “Cameltoe” was my 2003 jam.

My thoughts & prayers are with Joel Osteen’s plastic surgeon in this troubling time.

Everytime the “Dear Evan Hansen” commercial comes on the radio I automatically think - “Wow, I didn’t know that either Michelle Branch or Vanessa Carlton had a new album out???” They are really good at writing songs that sound like they were on the radio 14 years ago.

Hold down that fort, Dinah Jane.

I think you mean “four young DORTERS at home.”

They all get caught in lies constantly, but people like Lisa Rinna and Tamra Judge and Ramona Singer have the good sense (conscience? storytelling mind?) to at least perform guilt. Phaedra just sat there and stared. Not only is she a terrible person but she’s also a terrible reality star. I seriously hope that’s the…

I am pretty sure Camille is never coming back full time so she doesn’t have to go on the trips and all that. And, frankly, I like it better this way - little sporadic reminders that we have angels here on earth.

Hopefully President Obama will be voting on November 8th...

Dammit! I promised myself I wouldn’t cry at my desk while eating a quesadilla ever again!!! And that was the last time I saw this video. THANKS A LOT.

My 6-year-old niece was talking to her grandma about the election a few days ago and how she doesn’t understand why anyone would like Donald Trump. Grandma reminded her that everyone has different opinions and that, as a two-year-old, she defiantly loved Mitt Romney. My niece finally explained that it was because he…

For a while, all the new housewives who were coming on had so obviously studied the show and were ready to play the game and manufacture drama. The pendulum has swung fully in the opposite direction with Kelly Dodd that you almost want to yell at the screen “THIS IS SEASON ELEVEN HOW ARE YOU THIS BAD AT BEING A…

Well his last vacation was probably the one when he read Ron Chernow’s book so, depending on your Hamilton feelings, a vacation might bring us another best-ever/over-hyped/game-changing/too-expensive-for-anyone-to-actually-see musical.

Did anyone else notice that LuAnn has Bethenny listed as “Bethany” in her phone?

RIP Kevyn. My teenage gay heart still breaks.

Aaron Sorkin is adapting it. Bartlett Sher is directing.

This is the perfect mix between Gia Giudice/Jillian Staub/any of the performing children of Real Housewives and those nationalistic North Korean child performers. The cutest horsemen of the apocalypse ever!

This is a really lame choice UNLESS it allows Harvey Fierstein to recreate his performance. But, knowing them, we’ll probably just get Kevin James.

Especially the “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” video...