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MINI Coopers look solid on steelies...

I still own my first “car”. Its a 1996 Toyota Tacoma. The small one with a 4 banger engine. At 300,000 miles it still runs just as good as it dd when I bought it new off the lot when I was an 18 year old recent high school grad. Its the most basic, stripped down model with crank windows, bench seats, manual trans, and…

all these vehicles are tools. the owners on farms and such look at them as tools that you may not need today, you may not need tomorrow, but you have it for when you do need it. And they realize that it’s not a tool like a spring puller that just sits up on the wall and doesn’t degrade between it’s last use and the…

I have what you create had here, I am this mind. I am this message. I am the World.

I decided to download it illegally. If he can illegally drive across the country and put people’s lives in danger, I can certainly download his movie without him complaining about it. 

Cyberian truck.

what

I want a Porsche Taycan wagon that can deploy a Harley Livewire.

This is the American Top Gear we need.

I need a few million dollars so I can fund a show that’s just Tracy/Torchinsky doing goofy shit together.

So he should just turn over a new Leaf every 100 miles?

Too much lag. You would lose some of that initial torque.

Couldn’t Porsche just install a larger turbo to increase the range?

Toyota easily leaps over Ford in latest rankings, only the Lincoln division slows them down.

I would think shaking a person with a medical emergency would be the last thing you would want to do.

Dude’s a bit chonky. Are we sure that’s not Boba Fatt?

Ok, boomer.

Your local department store manager doesn’t curse you out and call you all sorts of names when you have a bad experience at his store.