Owner did work themselves not factoring in their own labor costs, overhead, equipment costs, tools, and also did not sell parts to himself for a profit. Oh yeah, and no worker’s comp, insurance, or other things required to run a business does job for far less.

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

How can someone forget how to sit down on chairs strangely...

He should be pretty well-adjusted in the ‘90s after the trip he took to San Dimas in 1988.

All I know is that I’m keeping my crowbar within easy reach for a while..

“I’m wearing black...because that’s easier than going to the gym.”

It’s so the turn blinkers contrast more.
Oh.... wait. nevermind.

He’ll be in the next one...this is just a slight detoo.

Maybe he signed up thinking it was a "dessert" island

The one with the goatee is the clone.

I still prefer...

Just throw one of these bad boys on your Vectra and you’re all set.

I understand maybe one third of the words in the title of this article.

I believe that is spelled “Cotomer sevis.”

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

It looks like a Chiron making the mocking Spongebob face.

Does this mean Resistance was futile?

Thank god we don’t live in a better civilization.

Sadly, every ship’s mate has sailed.

huh.