Totally nailed it, right?

Hood is in a rush. He grabbed his space-safe, opened it to make sure it still contained his space-passport and his space-money and his space-family space-photos, then rushed out the door before thinking to close the space-lid.

Reading your last line made me realize that when you say Willrow’s name out loud it sounds like Scooby-Doo trying to communicate

Come to think of it, I’m not sure that was a private vehicle Rok was avoiding.  I think it was Samir.

Good thing Samir wasn’t driving, he doesn’t pay attention to the calls.

Nothing runs like a Deere, certainly not that kid on foot.

“I was behind a person who got rear ended”

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True story -  that Mountaineer owner is better at driving than the photographer is at recording video.

How do you delete someone else’s comment

I’m sorry you’re sad but man i’m so fucking amped to get more botw action!

this is the worst take

You may be in the minority on this one, unfortunately. 

Watch me:

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Now that’s what I call putting your money where your mouth is

Superman’s origin is like Batman’s in that we NEVER NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN. Seriously, people who have never read a comic or seen any of the related media in their lives know Superman’s origin. It’s tired, old news that’s not worth digging back into unless there’s a completely new and markedly different take on it. You d…

Well now I know I will never climb Everest. I hate lines.