Corvette Owner Upset His Ford GT Application Was Denied.

That’ll use up a lot of baseball cards

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

Tie-Drive.

That’s not a TIE Fighter. It’s a picture of the 3019 Mustang at a Cars and Coffee meet on Tatooine.

Plenty of water on Endor.

“If you’re pregnant, please leave the room if the video is playing.” I wasn’t pregnant before watching your hair, but I am now.  WTF

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

Easy! They just put it on a stand!

Obligatory!

He didn't say it was a good theory.

...he said into the void, and nothing of value was added to the universe.  

RNG is the enemy of a fun fighting game.

“No real Zelda dungeons” is the “No true Scotsman” of our times.

Mom's Spaghetti: A Netflix Original Series

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

The only thing that is safe to assume is that the facility’s cafeteria made some sick kebabs.

Ask them where am I supposed to eat my Baconator® combo with chili and a large Frosty without a passenger seat as a table.