I feel like you can make that happen.

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Speak for youself. I have an ungodly amount of testicles. They come in handy...

Six but they’re flat.

I just vomited a little in my mouth.

No. You’re missing the point. The point is that nobody, and I mean nobody, needs to be able to buy an AR.

+9mm

Literally the second- and third-best cars with an 11 appearing somewhere in their names!

alright, you win.

I and many others find the Chiron quite attractive.

Not at all - you have to understand, when any company gives something a rating, that’s not the rating at which it’s at the end of its upper limit - you have to have error tolerances. A ladder rated for 250 pounds is probably good for 400, but not for long or for many repeated uses. The Chiron’s tires are probably…

Wow. Normally I have to wait for WrestleMania weekend for a five hour event that leaves me heartbroken and disappointed.

Crosby is a genius. He’s forgotten more about hockey than I’ll ever know.

Stolen from random on Twitter: “You can take the Nationals out of the Capital, but you can’t take the Capitals out of the Nationals”

 Yes. It is. Because he was rather obviously fucked up himself. what good does it do you to get some extra pound of flesh out of this dead guy? I really don’t understand moralizing here. But you do you.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

I prefer (Redacted) cocaine (Redacted) bath salts (Redacted) off her pussy (Redacted) ball gag (Redacted) and a shaved billy goat.