Username checks out.

I don’t trust anyone who has their equalizers set like that.

I can’t even imagine how he puts pants on.

Baby Driver + The Transporter + BMW Films (from early 2000's)?

wooow, I’ve never seen someone get something so wrong and feel so smug about it on this site. you need like, a trophy or something...

The name’s Bond, James Bond. Who are you?

This is immensely quotable.

With the extra 44K, maybe you could have someone install the missing clutch pedal.

Ugh, phrasing.

It’s not weird, just different. When my wife was pregnant, I went through a pregnant-porn phase. Shit can be hot. If you don’t like it that’s fine too, but to each their own.

hey, you can’t always get what you want

Jokes on you, I feel nothing anymore as a Jets fan.

We’ve tried not doing it and it isn’t working so I would like to give outlawing them a chance, you know, just to shake things up a bit.

Your move, Pop.

I have no problem watching after that. I have a conscience, and it is untroubled because I can unequivocally say that I’d let people do that to my head, for 2 million dollars (his guaranteed salary. He can make up to four, potentially).

They found a paradise for fat, orange rats with tiny hands?

What equivalence are you trying to make? That black people should be thankful if being black is marginally less dangerous than being a cop (which is entirely voluntary)? Try harder – that’s not the comparison you should be making.

As a vet myself, I’d say you need to get some help. Your need for everyone to conform to your tiny little view of the world is a sickness that a competent mental health professional can help you overcome.

Maybe because we’re not living up to the standards put forth in the Constitution thereby sullying the cause for which our armed services members fight, kill, and occasionally died to protect. If anything, taking the knee is a way of saying that we, as a nation, can and should do better.

Yep