Unless you’re 80 and hard of hearing. Lol

That’s why the double-double (2 creams, 2 sugars) is the iconic Timmies drink: we need the cream and sugar to hide the wretched taste of the “coffee”

The food is garbage, although as you hint below, they used to be better. I don’t doubt that the coffee is crap, but Tim’s is literally the only restaurant that knows how to serve a decent cup of tea.

Better than dunkin though.

This is why I never exercise.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

The R2 is great. The cool thing about the 42mp is you can double duty FE lenses, like the 35mm and get a 52mm in crop mode and still get 18mp images.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

1) Home field in the WS is a genuine plum. Assigning it to the winning side in the ASG was kinda arbitrary.

The only way I’m watching an all star game is if it’s cross sport. I want to see basketball players playing hockey, football players playing baseball, hockey players playing chess, etc.

You can have a passenger screaming “OH SHIT! OH SHIT! FUUCCCK!!” going through the track.

Mercedes will let you do it 2 or 3 times, though.

Yet more evidence that David Ferrara is NOT an elite convict.

Ah, I remember my first time on Deadspin.

Buttress fisting is usually reserved for the second or third long weekend.

Gronk saw this jersey, perked up a bit, then fell back into his chair disappointed.

Now TG is officially back.

This is the original 1993 Porsche Boxster concept. Mm. Have a good Boxster weekend y’all.

And for someone who has never lifted before, look for a coach. Deadlifts are great, but also easy to screw up with horrible form. 

That is bad advice. How could anyone possibly live without a cat?