There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

Nothing says “I’m in it for the money” more than the Senior, er, Champion’s Tour.

Will never ever never ever never happen. Why? Because free advertising!

Porsche secretly loves this. Its the best hype ever to make cars that consistently have way more demand.. than supply. Porsche could easily solve this problem by just making more.. instead they purposely limit the supply to create even more…

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

“It’s Hockey. Everyone has it coming.” should be the NHL’s new slogan.

who does dirty stuff constantly but claims he’s not dirty

That energy last night was fucking electric, man! You’d best believe I’m trying this shit in my Book Club tonight!

Haven’t seen a Christian get through 300 feet that fast since Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 crashed in the Andes.

“You know what I like.”

Serious question: when you have a HomePod next to an iPhone and say ‘Hey Siri’, will both of them respond/get activated?

I often find myself forgetting that the GT-R as we know it in this body style is already a decade old. It seems like just yesterday when it came out.

This is gold.

Did you just fucking reply to yourself?

I wish everyone Tokyo advice!

Need one? I have like 6 or so...

Thinkpad baby

Sure, a BMW could work. Grossly overpriced, dependent on brand image and marketing, popular with the pumpkin spice latte & Uggs crowd, and often owned by people that think it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.