This is why I never exercise.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

1) Home field in the WS is a genuine plum. Assigning it to the winning side in the ASG was kinda arbitrary.

The only way I’m watching an all star game is if it’s cross sport. I want to see basketball players playing hockey, football players playing baseball, hockey players playing chess, etc.

You can have a passenger screaming “OH SHIT! OH SHIT! FUUCCCK!!” going through the track.

Mercedes will let you do it 2 or 3 times, though.

Yet more evidence that David Ferrara is NOT an elite convict.

Ah, I remember my first time on Deadspin.

Buttress fisting is usually reserved for the second or third long weekend.

Gronk saw this jersey, perked up a bit, then fell back into his chair disappointed.

Now TG is officially back.

This is the original 1993 Porsche Boxster concept. Mm. Have a good Boxster weekend y’all.

And for someone who has never lifted before, look for a coach. Deadlifts are great, but also easy to screw up with horrible form. 

Unfortunately, I agree. Just as some day in the coming decade autonomous race cars will be faster than human-operated ones.

I don’t really know why people care so much. 95% of drivers will never street race or take the car to a track where they can push the car hard enough to see the benefits of a dual clutch anyways. Yeah, dual clutch is faster, but so what?

Yeah, manuals are more fun and nuanced, and cheaper/easier from a cost POV, but for a racecar the decision should be pretty easy.

Not sure why anyone thinks manual is faster anymore. Dual clutch will always outperform it.

Wow, nice! Just imagine how much quicker it would be with a dual-clutch, though. #thatguy

That is bad advice. How could anyone possibly live without a cat?