Haven’t seen Rise of Skywalker but it’s pretty obvious that Matt Smith was going to play that one alien from Star Wars: Episode 1 Racer who looks like he’s taking a painful dump in his character profile.

Hey, wanna hear something say nothing about Star Wars? You've come to the right place!

Yeah, did the same people think “The Man in the High Castle” was in poor taste as well? How about “The Plot Against America?” Showing that history could have turned out worse than it did is kind of a major part of alternate history stories.

Were we, as a society, too mean to Chris Pratt? Not in the sense that it was unfair of us all to collectively decide that he’s the “worst” Hollywood Chris, but in the sense that the general negativity we used to express our limited appetite for his whole deal ended up pushing him too far away from very valid…

An army recruiter told me I could write the next Ant-Man if I committed for 2 years

People have been acting like James Mattis personally writes every Marvel script under a pseudonym when the truth is far less problematic.

I’m not familiar with whatever podcast Jesse Hawken is on, but he’s been tweeting constantly about Eternals for months now. It’s really become a sad obsession with him. The Marvel fans who accuse everyone of being racist for not liking it are certainly awful, but I’ve gotten so sick of all the smug people shitting on…

I went to see Captain Marvel in the theater, but after that I must have blacked out because I woke up behind an Air Force recruitment center with a clipboard in my hand. It was weird.

Currently, she remains in ICE custody

About right: Six Feet Under at 12, Lost at 19, Community at 44, Stranger Things at 68, Enlightened at 71

His work is still pretty good. And why the hell am I defending him? Dunno.

Jingle All The Way and its sequel, X-Men: First Class

Wait, what’s the deal with Kendrick?  I thought almost everyone loved her, except maybe by people who haven’t had their first cup yet so can you keep it down for just a little.

I think it was because Felicity Huffman didn’t get her in the right college.

wait, what did Anna Kendrick do? I missed it.

Wow, that was the most polite “This person suuuuucks” I’ve ever read in my life.

Guess I’m gonna be the odd man out and say Black Hawk Down. I’m not going to call it better than say, Alien, but for the type of story it’s telling it does an efficient job of setup and then moves straight through with brutal efficiency.

That’s why it’s happening on the CW.

That’s a good point. This, however, is an example I’m willing to accept (and enthusiastically endorse).

Okay hear me out: Walking Dead remake. Everything stays the same, except you swap Rick Grimes for Connie.