Kyle

6/24/21

The Wachowskis outright ask audiences to question everything they’re being told on screen. They want us to disengage with Reloaded as a narrative and look at it from an outside perspective—to unplug and see the code, to detect the manipulation in their filmmaking and apply it to their understanding of Neo’s journey.

6/23/21

This is absolutely fucking metal.

6/23/21

I’ll be sure to change the headline to “5 best moments from Conan and Jordan’s heady melange of bafflement, fascination, exasperation, contempt, and affection”

6/14/21

Destro got DSL...

6/14/21

DC: “Batman doesn’t do that. Superheroes are selfish lovers.”

6/14/21

YOU WANNA EAT BUTTS?! COME ON! Let’s eat butts...

6/14/21

Batman is a vanilla superhero. Missionary vanilla. Maybe people who eat pussy like Batman—we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without.

6/14/21

There’s also the joke from the first Guardians movie that implied Star Lord had jizzed everywhere in his ship.

Plus his hookup in the beginning of the movie that A) he forgot was still on the ship and B) forgot her name.

6/14/21

Wonder Woman: “Don’t you ever wish you were down there?”

6/14/21

It won’t be Marvel, because people in the MCU barely hold hands

6/7/21

He’s got the editorial talent of a goat.

6/7/21

Good breakdown of the shitty passive aggressiveness of that sentence

6/7/21

“Now, almost a full week later, Kemper has finally decided to respond”

6/7/21

I was surprised by the other article and it’s invertebrate analysis of this ‘controversy’; Sam Barsanti is a different story, his idiotic ramblings are just his version of professional blogging. He’s got the editorial talent of a goat.

6/7/21

I love how the article tries to insinuate that it was terrible that she took a week to respond to this manufactured controversy. Y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

6/6/21

I can understand not caring for them, but saying they’re “unbearably horrible” just makes you sound like you’ve never seen a truly bad film.

6/6/21

I don’t mind The Matrix sequel resurrecting Neo and Trinity, but I really hope the Top Gun sequel brings back Goose and makes him the bad guy — kind of like a flyboy version of the Winter Soldier.

6/5/21

As long as there are more songs to make me think about death and get sad and stuff.

6/5/21

You write for a website (and family of websites) that just tried to paint someone as a racist because in 1999 at age 19 her parents made her go to a ball that had started allowing Black people to join an insufficient amount of time (20 years) prior to that.