kyle5445
Kyle
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Have him spend a lot of the movie building up that one alloted F-bomb, maybe even reneging a few times in search of that perfect moment.

Sir, do you have a permit for that scorching hot take?

They’d better figure out a damn good explanation because in real life you’d never see a scenario where 15 years pass and four friends don’t remain as close as ever.

It’s only been a year?! Oh  god...

“DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!?”

Honestly I love the shit out this movie. It’s just a lot of fun.

The second film delves into this pathos even better; it gives Peter Parker great reasons to quit being Spider-man, but he also has to live with the guilt of knowing his absence as Spider-man costs innocent people of their lives. They are explicitly about one of the great moral lessons; to quietly do the right thing.

The Sam Raimi Spider-man films were cheesy as hell (certainly in comparison to the Marc Webb films) but unlike the latter, Raimi’s films had teeth.

Facebook’s “VP of integrity”

So is Scarlett Johansson.

He’s friends with Pete Davidson. I think he can get coke.

This is definitely a shock for me. I guess I’ve been sorta looking up to him as a fellow very nervous person who’s got it all together, more or less. For some reason this was the year for me where I finally managed to stay sober (after spending the greater part of 2019 hopped up on speed). And boy howdy, was it

Keep coming back, John, and good luck. 

My only issue is that not a year goes by, not a year, that I don’t hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don’t care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

“a solid contender for the title of Best Hollywood Chris” - Crikey, enough with this tired gag, please. Even if it’s technically punching up, it’s still a form of cyber-bullying, implies objective truths where there are none, and rests entirely upon a lame observation of actors sharing a first name as if that’s some

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It’s not a perfect movie (fat suit, for starters), but there’s so much good here. The brothers relationship was handled so perfectly - they don’t hate each other, but Ryan will never stop dominating Chris whenever he can. At the time, I was waiting for something to use Reynold’s likeable dickishness to it’s full

“Your money’s in Pinochet’s house, and Kissinger’s house

I feel like even in the early 2000s the fat suit turned people off. I’ve never seen this. Although it’s kind of funny that this is the movie where Reynolds and Faris were about to explode and they met Amy Smart and Chris Klein on the way down.

We all kind of forgot that Anna Faris’s thing used to be doing hilarious imitations of Britney/Lindsay/Paris/mid-00s celebutantes. This, Lost in Translation, the House Bunny. And that EVERYONE shot that fish in that barrel for like 15 solid years because apparently Britney and Paris really needed to be taken down a

I’m unashamed to say I love this movie. It’s Reynolds at his most Reynolds, Faris at her most Faris, and Hagerty hasn’t been this funny since Airplane.