Can we just fire Trump and replace him in post with Christopher Plummer

This is all I have to say on the matter.

Yeah, 15 years ago I remember being genuinely shocked that he was able to get a bunch of rodeo bar patrons to sing along to “Throw the Jew Down the Well.” Like, I really thought the lyrics to that song would be viewed as socially unacceptable and un-American everywhere in the country.

Deep Impact told a better story, Armageddon was more fun and had better action. I liked them both.

At this point anyone who claims the be an ‘undecided voter’ ought to be given the same cognitive decline test that Trump struggled to get through.

They’re two different people?

So Leather Boy is basically the Tobias Funke of misreading ads?

As is usual with these sort of things, this probably means they have plans for their own Mario hardcore xxx game.

“Your parents were NOBODY, Jesus! They were NOBODY special!”

I hope in the Jesus isn’t as much of a Mary Sue in the sequel.

One, Jesus needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Jesus is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking “Where’s Jesus”?

Except nintendo systems (save the wii u) rogue squadron ii all the way!

Or the Netflix series, in which Matt Murdoch is an avocado.

it’ll be interesting to see how the show handles the fact that—unlike Bruce—She-Hulk retains her intelligence and personality when she’s Hulked-out

awwww yeah I’m hoping for a lot of discovery disputes, some standing motions, maybe...dare I even hope...an interlocutory appeal (crosses fingers)?

Way to spoil it. Thanks.

I don’t know how I manage it, but I have the exact amount of patience to wait and buy my console two months before they announce a smaller, faster upgrade to that console.

My instinct with new consoles is always to wait a year for them to build up a game library and work out any technical kinks. You buy a console on launch day and there are a limited number of games you want to play, and then you just have a fancy-looking paperweight.

Ah, there you are making things up again. Thankfully most of us can see your intention of acting in bad faith at every turn.

I think enough of us can grasp nuance. It’s not exactly a mystery when someone does something in bad faith and says they didn’t mean any harm. We’re not going to start forgiving Nazis who said they were just following orders, are we?