I’m kind of torn here. If your breathless prose is sarcastic, then it seems like some kind of unseemly “punching down.” If you’re NOT being ironic, then it’s...unseemly in a whole different way. This write-up clearly sucks, but its ambiguous why it sucks. Please advise.

I work in TV, and one of the open secrets is that “Ellen” is a terrible show to work for, both in pay and in how the show - and Ellen herself - treats the workers. There’s a website called Staff Me Up that handles a lot of freelance hires for the industry. About every other month pre-COVID you would see an ad for…

Justice League sucked, and clumsily attempting to graft Whedon’s sensibilities onto Snyder’s foundation probably made it suck harder, but good god is Zack Snyder hard to take. You’re an up-jumped commercial director with the critical and literary sensibilities of a 14-year-old whose single idea—excessive slo-mo to…

Good, he fixed the problem where Superman wasn’t wearing a melted on trash bag, thank fuck.  That was an issue.  And it’ll be long AND not funny?  What a breath of fresh air!

Henry Cavill’s Instagram now has competition.

Just to note, Morgan Webb is part of an indie dev studio and Adam Sessler isn’t even in the video game industry anymore, so I doubt either will return to X-Play in anything other than Executive Producer role. MAYBE a guest spot once in a while.

This was hastily put together after the planned table read of Baby Driver had to be cancelled for, erm, reasons.

No Kieran Culkin makes this a no go for me. He was the best part of the movie by far.

It is! I actually like Brie Larson singing Black Sheep better than the original version. And you’d be fully forgiven for rolling your eyes (not that you need to be), but I’m glad you’ve warmed up to it. It’s one of those movies I can watch whenever no matter how recently I’ve already seen it. 

I know popular opinion goes back and forth on this one (due to the constant unrelenting cycle of internet hype, hype backlash, post backlash hype, etc.), but I love this movie. I don’t care even a little bit about the main love story...or really almost any part of the story, but it’s the most fun I’ve ever had in a…

I remember that in the 1990s he used to speed down Sunset Boulevard with a handgun while on cocaine! He’s definitely softened with age.

How disgusting to see people show a little good will to a brave little boy and think it must be some distraction. These red pill incel monsters have ruined the internet

Is that not how Affleck would pronounce motherboard?

talk for yourself, even in just 5 lines of texts I can see 3 huge mistakes you made yourself that brought this misery onto you.
- You got a family
- AMD
- Mortal Kombat

“Now we can get a good look at the marthaboard - I mean, MOTHERBOARD!”

Lookit this guy, assembling his PC on a table, during daylight hours, in a nice outfit. Typical Hollywood - the rest of us stay up after the family goes to bed, slap an AMD processor into a case that might or might not have the correct power supply, and hope we can get five minutes of Mortal Kombat before we pass out…

Just remember to wear your anti-static grounding mustache. (You can edit it out later.)

I remember when we used to have to find pictures of Henry Cavill assembling a gaming computer in the woods.

Grew up in the same town as KC and have a sibling who graduated with him. His local"reputation" is... sketchy, at BEST.

That’s true, but also way more nuanced than most Hollywood producers are going to get.