*bunk explodes*

Don’t foist your human values on the rest of the universe.  Let garbage planets run by Jeff Goldblum make their own rules.

Scarlett Johansson must be thinking to herself, “But Natalie Portman and Brie Larson aren’t gay.”

I’m definitely calling that Tessa was actually going off-script there, and entrapping Marvel into keeping Valkyrie being into ladies this time with no “adding this two second shot will destroy the pacing of the entire movie” bullshit.

Making a season of Rick And Morty takes time. Like, a lot of it.

Good. It’s a crime that this guy isn’t already Superman 5 times over by now.  

“Non-believers will be put to the flame.”

For several years now I’ve been wishing something - anything! - would rid me of my seemingly unshakeable crush on Taylor Swift. Thanks, Tom Hooper! I’m finally free!

Marketing research found the original tagline “Where’s Your God Now?” didn’t test well.

I don’t know, that little white cat looks kinda hot. I figure I’ll finish work, draw the curtains, pull out the Jergens and have myself a rum-tum-tugger before the wife gets home.

The team behind the Sonic the Hedgehog trailer just breathed a big sigh of relief. 

I read that as Kurt Russell and pictured a cat with an eye patch

boasting performances (-ish?) from such well-paid actors as Idris Elba, Dame Judi Dench, Taylor Swift (because of fucking course), Ian McKellen, James Corden, and Jennifer Hudson.

“Oh boy, a new James Corden movie!” - absolutely fucking no one, not even his mother

That joke wrote a check your butt can’t cash.

“You’re a slacker, Maverick! You’re just like your old man!”

They say there are certain nomads that won't make a move until they've seen Skerritt's mustache. 

which also stars...Miles Teller, who’s playing the son of Anthony Edwards’ late pilot, Goose.