I don’t care what you say, the Moviepass app will come back, and it’ll take me to see ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’, and then we’ll go out for pizza, and it will tell me it loves me.

“Wait, people like movies? Since when?” - Moviepass, apparently.

Bake ‘em away, toys.

The dog is still alive. It’s your friend who is dead.

From all the times stories about MoviePass were illustrated by those adorable little pillows, I now can’t help but imagine that MoviePass is run by those pillows. Which would be cute and also explain why they’re so bad at business.

I don’t mind the first Transformers movie, but I wish it had just been followed up by Bumblebee. The sequels we got are completely useless.

he potentially just means the first batman movie, not the movie the dark knight, but either way i laughed at this comment

Still. at least now you can have the joy of introducing your kids to PornHub.

Pornhub.com

Season 3 makes a very strong case for a spin off entirely about Steve, Robin and Dustin teaming up to solve international mysteries. The chemistry between them is incredible.

While I hold a deep love for my Dreamcast, I’m ride or die for the Gamecube’s startup animation.

“Well if you don’t like it then you can git out” is exactly the opposite sentiment that this country was founded on. Also there’s those pesky free speech, right to protest, and free press things. Thanks for playing tho.

And now, an exclusive preview from the comic:

Tessa Thompson makes me come up organically.

Here’s my pitch: Family Matters 2021 takes place in the world where a young nerd in the Chicago suburbs invented functional teleportation, DNA reassignment technology and an instantaneous human cloning device in the mid 1990s. 25 years later, civilization is in tatters as this mad science has run amok and been abused…

it was on Carell’s head, obviously, to decide whether two beloved sitcom casts would be forced to slaughter each other in the streets—blood flowing in the gutters

“High tea with a Mr. Newman.”

Yes, but the Arcade Game and Hit & Run are classics.

Mostly because there’s shockingly few of those. At the same time Friends was holding up one guy accidentally kissing another as the most embarrassing skeleton in the closet imaginable, Seinfeld was having a devoted family man completely unashamed of his affair with John Cheever.

‘The Comeback’ captures that feeling everyone has when they wish they had thought of a response and takes it to an extreme and hilarious level. If you say “jerk store” everyone knows what you’re talking about. I love the look on George’s face when he thinks that he has finally hooked Riley into the setup.