“suggesting that the superior Cash cover has usurped it in the pop-culture lexicon”

Shows how little this guy knows about sex. You can't do a nose.

Sounds like Franklin said some things whitey just wasn’t ready to hear.

Despite having been asked repeatedly to Cut it Out, he refused, and so the judge is not expected to Have Mercy on him.

I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out.

Allies are good until they’re not, apparently.

Were you looking for a weird hill to die on or the weirdest hill to die on?

The core of the attitude behind writing headlines like that is the same one that animates “own the libs”. 

At this rate Trump will cruise to victory in 2020 as we on the left will still be dissecting all the ways the nominee is bad(even if they are demonstrably better than Trump) and hand Trump another 4 years on a platter because the Democratic nominee will be too liberal and too centrist.

And even that one... [fumbles around looking for his “He a little confused, but he got the spirit” meme]

He sometimes posts about his dog. Evans’ account is mostly fine. Let the guy who played Captain America and made him popular again talk shit about Trump and the alt-right all day, every day. I have no issue with that. He’s not Krassenstein levels by a long shot.

He can do this all day.

Counterpoint:

The only thing that would have made this story better is if they’d ended up in the parking lot at the Circle K.

That is, to quote the man himself, an excellent anecdote.

I somehow expect him to be shirtless at the grocery store though.

keanu reeves is in reality the person that johnny depp thinks he is.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

A couple of old friends and I met him in 1999 when Dogstar played The Blue Note in Columbia, MO. This was also not long after The Matrix was released. We were three college girls trying to play it cool because we got to go backstage. First off —

Keanu: “Hi, I’m Keanu. What’s your name? Did you guys enjoy the show?”

I…

Every encounter I’ve heard of with Keanu has been at worst pleasant. It’s always about Keanu giving up his seat on the subway, treating homeless people like humans, being generous to film crews, etc.  The guy is a ray of sunshine.

Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.