I can now relate to George Costanza being sexually confused by pastrami.

I’m all for a male-male relationship in Star Wars, but after catching frequent repeats of Force Awakens on cable, I honestly don’t know how people see any romantic undercurrents between these two when Finn is not so subtlety thirsty af for Rey. 

Counterpoint: nah

Some anonymous asshole sent out a mass email to my university spoiling the movie Friday night. Not going to lie, if I knew who it was, I probably would’ve reacted the same way.

They should go back and CGI his old movies too. The Zodiac killer would be no match for Professor Hulk.

The scene in Infinity War where Black Widow, Scarlett Witch and Okoye kill Proxima Midnight was a better, more organic moment.

My biggest gripe (other than undoing Thor’s character arc from Ragnarok) was not digging up Liv Tyler’s Betty Ross for the Hulk.

Easily my favorite MCU movie of the last four years. For as much as it breaks from the first two Thor movies, it still brings Thor’s character arc full circle. The first Thor movie begins with his botched coronation, and Ragnarok ends with him finally accepting the throne.

You could pick just about any three consecutive episodes from seasons 2 and 3 of the Office, but they go with season 5? Even season 4 had Deposition, Dinner Party and Chair Model.

I assume you mean the unreleased prototype shaped like a boomerang, in which case you picked the right hill to die on, sir.

I wouldn’t mind so much if he at least acknowledged that he’s Joffrey or the Mad King in this metaphor.

I love that the Incredible Hulk footage is just a mix of shots from the Avengers and Civil War. It actually fits more seamlessly than actual footage from Incredible Hulk.

I watched 12 seconds of blurry footage, and I had no idea what was going on, but it was fantastic. This also sums up most of my sexual experiences.

The last good single player Star Wars game was 2005's Revenge of the Sith tie-in game. Maybe the Kotor sequel in 2004.

Watching Scarlett Johansson eat spicy chicken wings must satisfy a very weird and specific fetish. At one point she shouts, “I can’t swallow!”

I always thought it was Marvel’s new Disney overlords that nixed the Demon in a Bottle story line because they deemed it too dark.

I’m not ashamed to say that Reese in Walk the Line with that dark hair, belting out those country songs really gets me going. Also, there’s a cell phone video of her drunkenly trying to pronounce Cara Delevingne’s name in a sultry voice that weirdly does it for me.

So they’re going to spend a whole movie showing us how damaged the Joker is when they could save two hours and slap a damaged tattoo on his forehead? Amateurs.

After all the ups and downs of this season, I couldn’t help but smile at the snowball fight. And when the hell was the Alpha scene supposed to take place? Based on the lack of snow, it looked like either last episode, right after she wraps up her heart to heart with Darryl, or after the snow melts, right where season…

I’m a hardcore MCU fan, and this was definitely middle of the road MCU, but it got my friends excited enough to go see Engame with me, so I’d qualify that as a win.