I always suspected Snoke was Lenin’s reanimated corpse. And this explains Keri Russell’s casting. It’s well known in the Kremlin that Putin is a huge fanboy for the Americans.

A CGI rabbit would also be acceptable.

I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!!

After this interview, Norm will have many well-wishers, and a lot of them would like to throw him down one.

It’s not the culture’s fault that two obscenely wealthy women can’t conduct themselves in public. 

I’m going to sleep a little easier tonight knowing I’m not the only one that remembers the clown porn episode.

“Bruce, why do we fall? So we can learn to con our way into the Oval Office.”

Valar Bazingalis

16 year old me from 2004 is not having this shit about Eurotrip being an awful film. 

Waiting for the Aliens vs. Predator type crossover where these monsters fight the aliens from A Quiet Place.

It’s a moment made all the better by how the film doesn’t dwell on it, and he immediately goes back to cursing Spider-man.

You merely adopted bad CGI. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see good CGI until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but blinding!

God now all I want in the world is for Ward and Lady Sif to team up in their own Netflix series.

So they’re basically going the Amazing Spider-man route. Can we just skip ahead to a teenage Batman with Iron Man as his mentor and Marissa Tomei as Alfred?

Hopefully they’ll tie it into Infinity War and Danny turns to dust in the first few minutes, leaving Colleen to take up the Iron Fist mantle.

This also means Disney can now release a 9 episode 4K boxset of Star Wars since Fox retained the distribution rights to A New Hope.

“This is a judiciary isn’t it? I adjudicate.”

I’ll do you one better. Why is America?

Part of that was unintentional as Jackson was cast too late to really adopt a superhero workout routine.

I first saw Star Wars on a cable marathon in 1995, missing all of Empire and the first 45 minutes of Jedi. So when I saw this scene, 7 year old me thought Luke’s aggression was somehow physically causing him to turn into Darth Vader. Also, when the Emperor first mentions Vader’s son, I was gleefully picturing a…