As opposed to the super high performance iron that you drive, right?

Were they working off a phone description of the new 124?

Shit enthusiasts? But they weren’t at an FCA plant...

Link shows discount extended till August 31 for California. Enjoy your new car. 

Pine tree air thing says he smokes pot. Given that the truck is in Portland Oregon... DUH. I would also assume he has a piercing, a tattoo and drinks Dutch Bros by the gallon. I figure he’s likely a pretty mellow dude to deal with and an easy transaction, so that’s an extra point to NP.

Does the other door say “Wine ‘em, Dine ‘em”?

Can you cheat in the unlimited class? Not sure of the rules, but didn’t think there were many. Waiting for Porsche to show up in their 919 Evo after they pull off their sub 5 minute Nurburgring run.

Why do you put 191,000 miles on a car like a Viper?

I emerged from Cleveland but I can’t speak for any other idiots

The two favorite topics for New Yorkers to give forth on are what a horrible, crowded, expensive, foul-smelling cesspool the city is and how is the greatest city in earth and how could anyone bear living anywhere else.

Here’s a plan: why not tax the ‘rich’ at 100% & take everything they have.

Hey I see more Sun/Cavs on the road still than any other 15-20yr old car. It’s actually astonishing given how mediocrely crap they were new, especially for Canada where they are exposed to crazy cold, crazy-ish heat, road salt, etc. And my image of their owners is they maintain a tab at McDonald’s better than they…

When I picture an Apple car I see a white / silver car with a slick design but with zero customization available. Every car looks the same and everything is locked down behind proprietary component.

Sorry Boss, but that’s an early MR-2. Lord knows there are many splendid Toyotas, but a Toyota round-up without a 2000GT is like a history of Lamborghini without the Miura. Lovely graphic and ambitious project, but leaving out Japans first supercar?

Neutral

higher octane gas—usually 95 or 98 octane—is already common across Europe

You did not want ST in red
You purchased CUV instead

A Ringo Star???

And that’s probably why you think 4 speed slushboxes were optimal

I’m almost 50 and these things have been around since my youth and we all knew what they were for (as kids we used to jump up and down on them to try and screw up the numbers, which I highly doubt worked).