Fucking Volvos. Any of them lol.

Neutral: To level set, I think the disruptive paradigm shift in deliverables has really synergized senior management to rightsize their deployment of resources more holistically to mobility dynamic lifestyle adaptive millennial purple monkey dishwasher.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

Every so often Jalopnik gives us diamonds. In the sea of Demon, Telsa, Politics and other bubble gum topics, we get a truly humanizing and intriguing story. This is a diamond, and I hope we see more of them.

I hope you don’t get an endless parade of “what does this have to do with cars” comments, because this is the kind of quality longform journalism which I love to see on Jalopnik. Thanks, Ryan.

With that profile pic, you’d think you’d be an editor over at Jezebel.

How were you not scared forever having seen your grandma put pom-poms on her rack?

Yeah, I was like, “What color is the 3,100 HP key?”

I personally like to avoid insults related to his look., there’s already so many things wrong with this President, his physical appearance should be the least of our concerns.

Are we sure this is an automatic transmission? Based on the noises and the behavior, I would lean toward manual.

I don’t think the writer really knows much about science.

MAGIC > SCIENCE

If This car is really in CT, the pictures have to be 6 months old because that’s how long it’s been since the temperature reached the reading on the dash. And no pictures of the underside? In New England? On a thirty-one year old Kraut car? Too little information to justify the money. It’s close, but I’m going CP.

NP

1st Gear: Too Many Cars

I wanted Redblock.

Calling out reporters for bad press? I thought they were running a car company, not for President.