If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

Every so often Jalopnik gives us diamonds. In the sea of Demon, Telsa, Politics and other bubble gum topics, we get a truly humanizing and intriguing story. This is a diamond, and I hope we see more of them.

I hope you don’t get an endless parade of “what does this have to do with cars” comments, because this is the kind of quality longform journalism which I love to see on Jalopnik. Thanks, Ryan.

With that profile pic, you’d think you’d be an editor over at Jezebel.

How were you not scared forever having seen your grandma put pom-poms on her rack?

Yeah, I was like, “What color is the 3,100 HP key?”

I personally like to avoid insults related to his look., there’s already so many things wrong with this President, his physical appearance should be the least of our concerns.

Are we sure this is an automatic transmission? Based on the noises and the behavior, I would lean toward manual.

If This car is really in CT, the pictures have to be 6 months old because that’s how long it’s been since the temperature reached the reading on the dash. And no pictures of the underside? In New England? On a thirty-one year old Kraut car? Too little information to justify the money. It’s close, but I’m going CP.

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1st Gear: Too Many Cars

I wanted Redblock.

Calling out reporters for bad press? I thought they were running a car company, not for President.

sword pen, sword pineapple, sword apple, sword pen.

2nd. I read that as self driving bolts and at first was so excited that someone finally found a way for a bolt to thread itself into a nut. Too bad

$kay, I’ve been on jalopnik for a long time, and this is the first time where you’ve left me speechless. Bravo.

I don’t know that’s completely true. Phone companies A) contract out all of their manufacturing, they literally build nothing and B) (most) simply modify existing operating systems developed outside of their organization. The only phone companies that developed their own operating systems are two companies who got…

I posted it further down, but Jay Leno had a great episode of his own.