sword pen, sword pineapple, sword apple, sword pen.

2nd. I read that as self driving bolts and at first was so excited that someone finally found a way for a bolt to thread itself into a nut. Too bad

$kay, I’ve been on jalopnik for a long time, and this is the first time where you’ve left me speechless. Bravo.

I don’t know that’s completely true. Phone companies A) contract out all of their manufacturing, they literally build nothing and B) (most) simply modify existing operating systems developed outside of their organization. The only phone companies that developed their own operating systems are two companies who got…

I posted it further down, but Jay Leno had a great episode of his own.

There were better than this in the NSX thread.

Same where I live. I know it’s ridiculous, but I swear if they ever find me in a tower with a sniper rifle and a manifesto, it’s going to be about people having their fog lights on all the time.

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

Judging by the amount of time most people seem to spend looking out the windshield vs. down at their phones whilst driving, I doubt anyone will notice they got one.

HIT THE APEX OR DIE TRYING

Toyota behind the curve? Not hardly. Toyota is about to make a ballistic entry into the front of the curve - they’re going to come leaping over the guardrail from Low Earth Orbit and shock the hell out of everyone. And you should absolutely not be shocked when it happens.

These are superb cars. I’m a dealer mechanic for Maserati and if I tell you these are good cars, they’re good cars. Remember, when one only sees broken examples of a marque from day-to-day, their perspective tends to get somewhat jaded but seriously, we see VERY FEW problems on the GT. Sure, you’ll run into occasional…

With the new head of the EPA being a climate change denier, you know VW has to be sitting there like “if only they discovered our cheating a few years later”

I highly doubt 47% of Jalopnik’s reader base voted for Trump.

The extreme political editorializing on this site is getting old quickly. This may be news to you, but 47% of the country sees things differently than you. Marginalizing half your readerbase is not a good business model.

She’s missing a hose... I can help.

You’re allowed to keep the ones you already own.

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