Puns do seem to crop up in the comments from time to time.

This is exactly what I came here to say. Only a BetterThanAverageVillain would kidnap him on the ground. A true SuperVillain would knab his ass in space!

In this case, it paid off for Parsley. He landed the Cessna in the field and stopped without drama.

What about those jackholes* that drive past a half-mile of backed up cars in the turning lane only to cut over at the last minute?

Are padlocked batteries common over there?

Way back when on my ‘91 DSM with the big turbo and plenty of anticipation between smashing the gas and the boost actually kicking in I had the personalized plates ‘LAGG’.

Forgive the early 00s bad cellphone camera pic, but how about a bright yellow Ferrari with JODIRT plates?

Perhaps they were just an open source fan?

Motorcycles are considered vehicles and we routinely park on sidewalks outside of businesses. As long as they’re not blocking foot traffic nobody seems to mind. It prevents the bikes from being backed over by an SUV which is good for the bikes. Also, you know that feeling when you’re prowling through a parking lot and…

Worse, a lot of the water under that bridge is only a few feet deep, but the mud underneath can be 5-10' deep. You can survive the entry into the water only to get stuck waist deep in the mud, where you end up drowning.

This is shocking!

Damnit, all the good ones keep leaving!

I would if it’s one of those “Drop it off after hours” situations. If you’re returning it to an active human they typically inspect it and sign the car in at which point you’re no longer responsible.

AI see what you did there.

This is an excellent idea, almost as good as letting David come back in and recommend Jeeps for every situation.

relearning how to trust their sense of smell or taste to check a food’s freshness.

Let’s just hope Zilli Öküz Gazoz tastes better than Redbull.

Why’d they change it?

I’m still waiting on Elio