Am I the only one who thinks the Corolla Cross should have just been the Corolla hatchback with a lift kit? Like the Crosstrek is to the Impreza.

A variation of my last name is Muntz, so I’ve had several people insist I should be driving a Muntz Jet.

This is why I always come to the comments.

By all means, cause panic.

My nephew is getting married in August. I haven’t said yes or no yet but I’ve been leaning towards no because I’m not sure I want to drive that far and I know I don’t want to fly. Then my dad decided to have another heart attack. He’s out of the hospital and doing fine but now I’m thinking I might want to make that…

Carnival truly is the scourge of the seas. Every time you hear about someone falling off a ship, or pooping in buckets, or crashing into the side of Italy it’s always a Carnival ship.
The first cruise we were on the Carnival ship was in front of ours the whole trip, then the last night Carnival ship turns around and…

Geez I hope this theory comes up repeatedly in this special:

I know it’s what keeps bringing me back.

This was exactly my first thought too.

Drat. I mean, that’s great for you and congrats! but I’ve got to wait another 20 years until I can follow that route.

(I used to work upper-level IT—including cybersecurity.)

Yep. So if this rig was checked out to somebody at the time it was stolen, according to this logic the renter would be responsible for the damage incurred in the police chase.

This is the only correct answer. Why spend all this time when the perfect solution already exists?

I get this is a joke, but most of those coverage plans have an exception that they don’t cover damage due to illegal activities. Which sounds reasonable, for instance this guy running from the cops shouldn’t necessarily be covered, but then you hear stories about them refusing to cover damage when another driver runs…

When I saw the opening graphic I thought a new episode of Project Binky was about to start.

I had a ‘91 DSM, and can concur about reliability issues. It was easily the most fun car I’ve ever owned, turbo, AWD, popup headlights, automatic seatbelts, and when it was running it was pure bliss. But I never went anywhere without my toolbox in the back and on long trips I would bring my bike in the hatch in case…

I’m glad somebody pointed this out ;)

I’ve seen lawyers draw a single line through a sentence with a pen and call it “redacted”.

After the dot-com bubble burst I went to work as a courier for a few years. We were paid 100% by commission, the more deliveries you made the more $$ you made, which encouraged us to drive rather expeditiously.