I hope CJ isn’t fired.

Not only are there no brakes, but you also don’t have steerage at slow speeds. I assume this ship has bow thrusters and that will help, but that’s a lot of mass on a fluid surface that’s just going to keep heading in the direction it’s heading for a while after you attempt to correct course.

I get that you want something modern and safe. And while I am strongly compelled to find you something that meets your criteria, that compulsion isn’t nearly as strong as my need to show you this 1965 Thunderbird for sale in your fine country of Texas.

It’s some of Harland’s best work, next to Sorority Boys.

The paint is thick, the empty spray cans on the ground is even thicker.

Did you tell them Large Marge sent ya?

Rocket scientists aren’t the best at parking...

The entire Starship program has been really exciting to watch. I love that they stream it so that we all get to follow along and enjoy.

That rule didn’t always exist, but once we were coming home from a bday party and 4 or 5 of us were in the back of a real El Camino and my dad and some other adult were in front. At one point my dad looked out the back glass and saw the bed was empty. We were all hanging over the sides of the bed or balancing on the…

Well, there’s the world’s biggest Bowie Knife in Bowie, TX.

Hey, I’ve been there!

As a kid I wasn’t allowed to ride in the back of pickup trucks but somehow my dad said it was OK to ride in the back of a Brat because it had seats. I thought it was the coolest thing when I was 7 and I still do.

I wonder how you say “Streisand Effect” in Vietnamese.

We may not need to go so far as getting her license revoked, market forces might create their own obstacles. She might want to look into sailboats in her area.

Would a 20hour driving commute satisfy you?

I, um, I was promised there would be cookies. If my car is in league with the Dark Side, where are the cookies?

Yeah, every time Dave Ramsey gets mentioned on this site someone always pops up arguing both sides of the “Cash is King” debate. Being debt free works great for me and my family, the lack of stress and complexity is worth it for me, but if others want to play with investment returns vs loan interest that’s their…

I am a “pay cash for everything” guy, but I don’t try to change the minds of folks who finance cars.