Do you not know who our president is?

A good rule of thumb is to avoid the ones that say their flavor is artificial, like artificial pork flavor. WTF is artificial pork flavor made of, and why??

That would be SO classic to have some english reporters tear into Spicer and Trump. OMG I would so enjoy that!

Really, does anyone actually think these idiots will ever venture out of their mom's basement long enough to carry any of these out?

Seriously, this isn't all that terrible. A little anal, but I suppose if you're seeing a number of girls at the same time, it can get confusing. Hell, let's face it, I get confused dating one woman at a time.

Well clearly copies must be made, because the priests in that district can't all watch it at once to determine if its theirs.

See, if they had made it all sort white snow jaggy look, then I would of understood.

Why was the last part blurred? Are you guys afraid to show it?

This made me laugh so hard I cried. Funniest thing I've read on any of the gawker family of pages.

Pedestrian as hiphop goes.

chlorine

Hell, he doesn't have to be sent back to my childhood. I'll take one today.

My god that post with the video of the girl who got a flu shot made me laugh so hard. This Lori girl, I have no idea. Although, her twitches do seem self generated, not neurologically generated (i.e., uncontrollable).

All of these questions boil down to an area of law called intent. The teenager flying his drone nest to your wife's window would certainly come to that, and a judge could, based upon powers inherent in the bench, could decide that the teenager was intentionally trying to score some boobies. Regardless of what…

Dirk sounds a little paranoid. The factor of variables necessary for the capability he claims they already have is several light years away as far as computing capability as it stands today. Not to say it won't get there, but right now they're limited to some pretty finite sets of data (like say, one exit at an…

What if it turns out he is innocent? I mean, stranger things have happened.

I found it an excellent joke, and an even better save. The Catholic church and all who support it have only themselves to blame for their current state of affairs.

Global warming is not a social science. What kind of bad dope have you been listening to? Rush? The Koch Brothers? Why don't you come back when they have a satellite record of what has been happening to the planet, like, say NASA. Or maybe you should read the report the Koch Brothers paid for. Global warming is…

I logged onto gawker, android, not jezebel. Both times. And as for Jezebel being worried about insulting comments towards women, let me know when they stop objectifying men with their "thighs" or something weekly article. Apparently you've never read the comments there.

Hence the problem with making social psychology a science. Similarly with psychological economics.