Thank Christ for the Satanists, keeping it fun.

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Goodell could redeem himself with two words. Weird Al.

I grew up in Hillsboro, the town Rowdy settled down in and where he raised his kids. I never met him or knew anyone who did until the summer after my Senior year in High School, which was during the peak of Degeneration X/the Rock, so I was very much into wrestling but didn’t know much about its past. That summer I…

Wherever you go when you die, I want to think that Rowdy Roddy Piper walked in like this:

Where’s she from? Philadelphia.

Terrificly timed post. I just got over the nightmares from this one. Thanks for that.

Looks like their Bear Grylls Night promotion is a huge success.

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

At least he didn't spear anybody in the nuts this time.

I haven't been this excited for a no goal since my girlfriend enrolled in art school

Hold up. Fuck this guy. That bear shoulda slapped the shit out of that toolbox.

Unfortunately for the sake of progress, though, mentions of "Redskins" remained steady when comparing each seasons' playoffs.

I love this.

He bonked him. He straight up bonked him.

As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.

That looks like the trailer for the last 128 Nicolas Cage movies.

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"